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Hope is the new change
60 is the new 40
Barack is the new Denzel
Bigfoot is the new black
Mark Cuban is the new Martha Stewart
Natural vanilla is the new orange
Pomegranate is the new pink
Twitter is the new Blackberry
Mike Huckabee is the new Ryan Seacrest
Transparency is the new accountability
Amish is the new cool
Unprotected sex is the new marriage